Hello, I am Steve Noeye. You're probably wondering why exactly that is my name, I'll tell you. I am the oldest child of 18 and my family owned a shipping company that shipped goods from Europe to America. Being the oldest I had plenty of responsibility; fishing for food, manning the deck, and fighting off pirates. I was in a one on one battle with a pirate named Jack Sparrow, his crew hopped our ship and when I wasn't looking he stabbed me right in the eye with his sword, hence the Noeye nickname. Before this catastrophe happened I had 20/20 vision and enjoyed knitting sweaters for the sheep that roamed my homeland. Little did anyone know, I was respectably known for being the best scarf juggler in all of Scotland.
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